Obey the law or else! We trust you.

They trust us! No, wait. If they trusted us, they wouldn't *tell* us to obey the speed laws. They don't trust us! But then they wouldn't put out a sign warning us, they'd just hide a cop behind the overpass to nab speeders. So they do trust us.... Right?

Hearty Steaks, Killer Ribs

They know their steaks affect your heart and that their ribs will kill you, but they keep on serving them. Hmm....