Scare tactics

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer...

Have You Ever Seen an Albino Squirrel?

Shake Wildly

Extreme Sarcasm Bumper Sticker

Get ready to speed up!

Not My Job #2

And they don't pay this guy to move roadkill.

Not My Job #1

Apparently, they don't pay this guy to move wood.

Where the Ducks Live

Not a medical quack, but one of the family Anatidae.

Lively Cemetery

Here's where I want to be buried. Party forever.

See Rock Ci..., um, Solway?

or does this mean that Solway is for the birds?

Out for a Sunday afternoon ride

What? Haven't you ever gone out in your surrey for a spin around town?

To Activate Crosswalk...

Whoa... I would've thought you'd have to step into the crosswalk to activate it.

Trail closed when impassable...

You think?

The Boss's Suite

I want this room!

Stop^H^H^H^HGo!

I'm so confused.

No animals or pets allowed...

I wonder how they keep squirrels and grasshoppers off the trail?

What your tips help pay for...

How many businesses do you know that will actually admit they spend your money on "dog races" or "the ladies" or "two tickets to paradise," no less?

I Have The Power!

Oh, look, a power switch at the back of our motel building. Wouldn't it be cool to shut the building down, sit back, and watch the fun?

Gross Recycling. Yes, it is.

Eeew! Um... Gross!

Juvenile Politicians?

I thought judges were supposed to be mature. Hmm... The sign says "Juvenile" like it's a good thing. What am I missing?

Glass Masters?

Umm... Perhaps it should be "Wood Masters"?

Political Scavenger Hunt?

Did they lose him? Is there a reward if we find him? Where and when was the last time they had him?