Your Dominant Hand

The Lesser of Two Weevils

Der Schnapping Turtle

Crazy Shit

Got this in the mail at work recently.

These signs are on the walls at work. I haven't seen any construction materials moving on their own yet, but I'm watching...

Papa Joe's

Expose time!


Notice the first item in the ingredient list below: canola oil.


Now, notice the total fat per serving: 0! It's magic! A product made primarily from canola oil is fat free! They're up to their old tricks -- you gotta watch 'em every minute.

the Technology of Insults?!

No, wait! It's about insulation...

Poison or something you'd buy from a pharmacy?

Obey the law or else! We trust you.

They trust us! No, wait. If they trusted us, they wouldn't *tell* us to obey the speed laws. They don't trust us! But then they wouldn't put out a sign warning us, they'd just hide a cop behind the overpass to nab speeders. So they do trust us.... Right?

Hearty Steaks, Killer Ribs

They know their steaks affect your heart and that their ribs will kill you, but they keep on serving them. Hmm....